The coin that will stick around longer than him.
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🚀 LAUNCH

Unlike Dad, we showed up. Token launched, and we’re still here. Already winning.

💎 COMMUNITY

Built by kids with questionable dads. Stronger together – we hodl the emotional baggage.

🔥 MEMES

The memes will last forever, just like the disappointment. But hey, at least we’re laughing.

The $SHITDAD Roadmap

🥩 PHASE 1: "He Said He’d Be Back… Yeah, Right"

Token launched. Dad dipped, but we stayed. First mission? Build the greatest meme community this side of abandonment.

📣 PHASE 2: "Viral Tweets, Emotional Damage"

We’re dropping memes faster than Dad dropped his responsibilities. Twitter’s on fire, and Telegram’s growing faster than he moved onto his next relationship. The community’s thriving – because unlike him, we didn’t bail when things got tough. We’re rising – he ran from responsibility, we’re running the project.

🛠️ PHASE 4: "Dad’s Back to ‘Help’... After We Got Rich"

Project moons, Dad reappears dropping fire emojis. No admin keys. No loans. Watch from the sidelines, prick.

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